Syracuse University Racism Scandal

Syracuse University has been thrust into a scandal with the reports of recent racist activity on campus. An African-American woman who goes to Syracuse reported to the Chairman of the University, Kent Syverud, that she was “subjected to a verbal racial epithet from a group of students and visitors.” This is the 6th report of…

WJZ Makes Top Headline on Subpar Story

BREAKING NEWS!: Baltimore’s “The Horse You Came In On Saloon” is named the most haunted restaurant in Maryland. “The energy levels are high, which perhaps explains why floating orbs, believed to be a form of spirits’ energy, have been spotted at the bar.” This was one of the top stories that comes up when you…

Local Walter White Goes Down

A drug kingpin by the name of Paul Alexander has been convicted. This 47-year-old man is accused of selling fentanyl. Fentanyl is an addictive opioid that is capable of causing death. Alexander AKA “Shorty” had 10 kilos of fentanyl in his possession. This amount of the deadly drug could have killed up to 5 million…

Saudi Arabia Oil Attack

The United States have deployed troops into Saudi Arabia. This is in response to the oil attacks. On September 14, 2019 around 4 am, somebody bombed a United States owned, plot of land used to extract oil. The problem is, nobody knows who did it. Secretary of State Mike Pompeo believes that it was Iran,…